"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'uhh, whats that smell ' and I was like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think i'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause they're living and, you know, i'm dead, so i wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours. And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift'."
---曾經有一天我去參加了一個工作的面試，他們總是問“恩？什麽味道？”（死人嘛，總是會有點味道的），然後總是我說“噢，對不起，那是我”。他們于是認爲我不能夠和其他同事共處。那是因爲他們是活人，你知道，我是死人，所以我不能成爲團隊中的一員。但是接著我說我能夠一天24小時工作，于是他們說“啊，對了，你可以幹夜班。”（graveyard-shift：全體夜班的工人，而graveyard就是墓穴 ——希爾瓦娜斯·風行者
